"I'm so fine .... if there were two of me .... I'd be gay."
What are your favorite one liner sayings?
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When I was first learning to work on cars and engines and such I was told:
"Don't stick your finger anywhere you wouldn't stick your peter."
"Don't stick your finger anywhere you wouldn't stick your peter."
Originally Posted By: DBMaster
Originally Posted By: L_Sludger
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
Yay!! Conan!
Mine is, "Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest."
"Busier than a one legged cat in the sandbox."
Originally Posted By: L_Sludger
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
Yay!! Conan!
Mine is, "Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest."
"Busier than a one legged cat in the sandbox."
"A man's got to know his limitations"
Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it. (Unintended consequences)
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need an expert opinion.
Like putting lipstick on a pig.
If it sounds like a duck, and it walks like a duck, it's probably a duck.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
A solution in search of a problem.
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need an expert opinion.
Like putting lipstick on a pig.
If it sounds like a duck, and it walks like a duck, it's probably a duck.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
A solution in search of a problem.
It's on your left. No, your other left.
(Just works to get the person to switch from the side they looked at first.)
If you make it idiot-proof, the world just makes a better idiot.
Under capitalism, man oppresses man. But under socialism, it's the other way around.
See you in the funny papers.
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(Just works to get the person to switch from the side they looked at first.)
If you make it idiot-proof, the world just makes a better idiot.
Under capitalism, man oppresses man. But under socialism, it's the other way around.
See you in the funny papers.
The Uninterruptible Power Supply interrupted.
Originally Posted By: DBMaster
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
" That must be the tea!"
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
" That must be the tea!"
Play stupid games,win stupid prizes.
It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
(A. Lincoln)
(A. Lincoln)
You can't polish a poo
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