What are your favorite one liner sayings?

Status
Not open for further replies.
"It beats a sharp stick in the eye."

"Crazy as a rat in a coffee can"

"Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"

"Keep the greasy side down."
 
Originally Posted By: L_Sludger
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.


Yay!! Conan!


Mine is, "Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest."
 
"It's always something." (usually delivered with a shaking of the head)

On a serious note: "Be prepared"
I wasn't much of a boy scout. If I remember correctly, I barely scraped my way to 2nd class. But we had fun, and at least I did learn one thing, their motto. It's a good motto.
 
Buckaroo Banzai!


There are none so blind as he who will not see.

That doesn't make a [censored] in a whirlwind. (it's inconsequential / meaningless)

You can lead someone to knowledge but you can't make 'em think.

This ain't my first rodeo.

We put the red in redneck.
 
"That's neither here nor there."

Then where is it?
confused2.gif
 
Trickier than pushing butter up a porcupine's bum with a red hot knitting needle.

About as handy as a c..t full of cold water.

User Friendly...next to Useless int he dictionary

It's not MY job, but you are doing it wrong.

It doesn't matter if you are competent, as long as you are confident (as I heard one engineer tell another).
 
We had a (sometimes) crusty engineer at work. Roy was an OK guy, I learned a few things from him, he's gone from this world now, God bless him.

He use to say "It's like pushing a rope".

But somewhere in my travels I learned you CAN push a rope. First you have to soak it in water. Then you have to freeze it. Then you CAN push that rope. Any problem can be solved...
 
"Need a friend, buy a dog"

"A tie is as good as a loss, and no one remembers second place"

"Liars can figure, but figures can't lie"

"You can't fix stupid"
 
Originally Posted By: jimbrewer
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it"

---yogi Berra, of course.

"Nobody goes to that restaurant any more. It's too crowded."

And one for BITOGers especially:

"If it moves and it's not supposed to, duct tape; if it doesn't move and it should, WD-40."
 
Why are divorces so expensive? They're worth it.

Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top