A SNAIL WENT TO BUY A CAR

[David1]

A SNAIL went to a new car lot to buy a car and he told the sales men that he wanted a BIG S painted on both doors and on the top of the car.

The sales men said why you want that painted on a new car.

The Snail said... anywhere I drive, I want people to say

LOOK AT THAT SCARGO

 

[FL_Rob]

lovin' the cheddar

My daughter and i have cheesy jokes contests,so.... yeah.

 

[Blokey]

 

[chainblu]

That was in "Trading Places" with Eddie Murphy in 1983.

 

[bigt61]

Would have read better if you typed "Look at that S car go!" yeah, nitpicky.

 

[David1]

Originally Posted By: chainblu
That was in "Trading Places" with Eddie Murphy in 1983.


Yes It was I watched it 2 days ago.




Here is the scam

Here's the scam. In this case, Winthorpe and Valentine first "sell" FCOJ futures at roughly $1.45 per unit, a price inflated by the Dukes themselves (the Duke Brothers' buying leads other traders to believe that the Dukes are trying to corner the market, causing a buying frenzy). Then, when the price falls as a result of the release of the real crop report indicating a good harvest, Winthorpe and Valentine buy futures at roughly $0.22 per unit. Thus, for every future unit they had previously sold at $1.45, they purchase a matching amount for only $0.22, resulting in a profit of over $1.20 per unit (over 545%). a total of $394,000,000

 

[morris]

dave dont quit your day job. LOL LOL

 

[friendly_jacek]

Here is the real SCARGO, Nissan Scargo:

 

[Rose]

haha. the snail is rich. He can afford to buy a car. How will he drive it?