BIRTH CONTROL

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An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked
why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth-control
pills."
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me,
Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old. What possible use could you have for
birth control pills?"
The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."
The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth
control pills help you to sleep?"
The woman said, "Simple. I put them in my granddaughter' s orange juice
every morning and I sleep better at night."

R
 
Good one!
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The best birth control I've yet discovered uses a combination of 5 point Sabelt harnesses, Tarox brakes and Yokohama rubber.

It only takes one tight turn at the end of a long straight and you're good to go the rest of your life
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