Distracted driving

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These women are something. Yesterday, on the freeway, I was watching a gal in my rear view mirror as she was putting on makeup. First, mascara, then eyebrow pencil. Then she started dabbing perfume behind her ears, and on her neck. Kind of sexy, actually, then she continued, dabbing a little on her cleavage. I got so hot and bothered that I spilled my coffee and shorted out my electric razor!
 
I thought this was real till the last line. Since I read it from Recent Topics.
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I cringed and then laughed at the ending.

Originally Posted By: satinsilver
I thought this was real till the last line. Since I read it from Recent Topics.
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Yep, I didn't see which section it was in before reading.
 
That's old.

Its Cold.

I was thinking,

Does a Snowman put his ill-gotten money in a Snowbank?

Yes he does.

But it was undeclared, and the IRS froze his assets.


SNOWBALLS!
 
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