These women are something. Yesterday, on the freeway, I was watching a gal in my rear view mirror as she was putting on makeup. First, mascara, then eyebrow pencil. Then she started dabbing perfume behind her ears, and on her neck. Kind of sexy, actually, then she continued, dabbing a little on her cleavage. I got so hot and bothered that I spilled my coffee and shorted out my electric razor!