Recent Topics
FREE XM/Sirius radio preview through Sep 8th
by skyactiv
08/30/14 06:26 AM
parts oil filter is now shorter true or false
by rhondas
08/30/14 05:01 AM
Amount of fluid neede for pan gasket change
by PW01
08/30/14 04:07 AM
Any sense in saving lower control arms ?
by Merkava_4
08/30/14 02:25 AM
Need a 75w-90 GL-5 for a Torsen-type diff
by d00df00d
08/30/14 01:32 AM
You know it's hot and humid when....
by The_Eric
08/29/14 11:20 PM
Happiness is a warm dryer
by The_Eric
08/29/14 11:12 PM
Best defense for medieval plate armored opponent?
by L_Sludger
08/29/14 11:07 PM
Maxvoline XTP 5W-30 API SN GF-5 Need Lab Advice
by greenleaf
08/29/14 10:51 PM
Made the Tough Guard Decision today
by GumbyJarvis
08/29/14 09:14 PM
$15 gallons of redline
by eljefino
08/29/14 09:09 PM
$10 rebate - Pennzoil Full Synthetic
by babbittd
08/29/14 08:58 PM
Newest Members
jiffydarren, 9Sam4, STELIOKONTOS, boosterboy, Streetside
51140 Registered Users
Who's Online
61 registered (Alfa_Hadera, ArtDart, AutoCoil, bigt61, BigDuke6, 97f150, 8 invisible), 897 Guests and 185 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Stats
51140 Members
64 Forums
218501 Topics
3445577 Posts

Max Online: 2862 @ 07/07/14 03:10 PM
Donate to BITOG

Topic Options
#3294858 - 02/26/14 10:45 AM Ralph and Edna
Kestas Offline



Registered: 06/04/02
Posts: 10786
Loc: The Motor City
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"

Top
#3294867 - 02/26/14 10:54 AM Re: Ralph and Edna [Re: Kestas]
Quattro Pete Offline


Registered: 10/30/02
Posts: 25252
Loc: Illinoistan
LOL
_________________________
'02 530i (PU 5W-40)
'08 C300 4Matic (M1 0W-40)
'13 F700 GS (Spectro 15W-50)

Top
#3294905 - 02/26/14 11:26 AM Re: Ralph and Edna [Re: Kestas]
sayjac Offline


Registered: 10/13/08
Posts: 8039
Loc: The Old North State
LOL

Top
#3294940 - 02/26/14 11:56 AM Re: Ralph and Edna [Re: Kestas]
Doog Offline


Registered: 10/24/11
Posts: 3438
Loc: Ohio
LOL........... shocked2
_________________________
The difference between a beer and your opinion is that I asked for a beer...

Top