Recent Topics
Sell Accord for Economy Car? Your Opinion Please
by lancerplayer
10/02/14 11:29 AM
Longo Toyota, El Monte, CA Sale Expires 10/31/2014
by Cristobal
10/02/14 11:13 AM
How to Determine Air Compressor CFM Output
by threeputtpar
10/02/14 11:06 AM
My Biggest Driving Pet Peeve
by DBMaster
10/02/14 11:04 AM
Shaky wheel and vibration when braking - causes?
by itguy08
10/02/14 10:49 AM
Buying a canadian car and towing it across
by stockrex
10/02/14 10:47 AM
Tallahassee 's finest
by stockrex
10/02/14 10:45 AM
looking of opinion... oil for cherokee 4.0 DD
by hcbarger
10/02/14 10:41 AM
Noticed a big MPG improvement going to Syntec 0w20
by L_Sludger
10/02/14 10:19 AM
Diesel additive giveaway.
by BMWTurboDzl
10/02/14 09:54 AM
M1 Prices at WalMart all over the place!
by racin4ds
10/02/14 09:52 AM
Power line quality or wiring/switch issue ?
by youdontwannaknow
10/02/14 08:59 AM
Newest Members
canakin, jackqa, Artistic_1, hiphop29, scotty1
51470 Registered Users
Who's Online
104 registered (ARCOgraphite, 3800Series, asand1, 04SE, 9 invisible), 1741 Guests and 173 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Stats
51470 Members
64 Forums
220129 Topics
3476228 Posts

Max Online: 2862 @ 07/07/14 03:10 PM
Donate to BITOG

Topic Options
#3294020 - 02/25/14 02:38 PM For those that fly
Kestas Offline



Registered: 06/04/02
Posts: 10819
Loc: The Motor City
A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised
to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him.

The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks
down the aisle past the man and his seatmate. "Hey ****,"
said the parrot, "bring me a whiskey and soda, and make it snappy!"

The flight attendant looks annoyed, but walks on. A minute
later, she walks back up the aisle and the parrot pipes up
again: "Doggonit, you lazy ****, where's my whiskey?
Hurry it up!"

Visibly flustered, the flight attendant hurries up the aisle
and return quickly with the parrot's drink.

Impressed with the parrot's technique, the man decides
to get some quick service for himself.
"Hey, ****," says the man, "Get me a dry martini.
And don't drag your sorry feet - I want it right now!"

The flight attendant turns red with anger and runs to the
front of the plane.

In a moment she returns with the First Officer and two burly
male flight attendants.

The crewmen seize the passenger and the parrot, jerk open
the emergency door, and hurl them both out of the airplane
at 20,000 feet.

As the two hurtle out the door, the parrot says to the man,
"Ya know, for someone who can't fly, you got a lotta nerve."

Top
#3294025 - 02/25/14 02:47 PM Re: For those that fly [Re: Kestas]
Shannow Offline


Registered: 12/12/02
Posts: 26601
Loc: a prison island
I'd macguyver up a "parrotchute" pretty quickly methinks.

Top
#3294028 - 02/25/14 02:52 PM Re: For those that fly [Re: Kestas]
JHZR2 Offline



Registered: 12/14/02
Posts: 33698
Loc: New Jersey
haha

Top
#3294168 - 02/25/14 05:06 PM Re: For those that fly [Re: Kestas]
redhat Online   content


Registered: 12/07/12
Posts: 959
Loc: Western New York
LOL. Haha, MacGuyver... he can make a spark plug out of a paperclip and belly button lint.
_________________________
09 Accord Sedan 5MT - AMSOIL SS 0W-20 SM, XG7317, 215/60/16 Primacy MXV4, 72k
11 Impala LT - M1/AAP Syn 0W/5W-30, PF61, 225/60/16 Signature II, 82k

Top
#3294177 - 02/25/14 05:12 PM Re: For those that fly [Re: Kestas]
fdcg27 Offline


Registered: 09/25/09
Posts: 9279
Loc: OH
Pretty cute.
My next flight will be with my wife and my mother.
I'll have to remember this one for the ride.
_________________________
12 Accord LX 22K HGMO 0W-20
09 Forester 64K PU 5W-30
02 Accord 127K G-Oil 5W-30
01 Focus ZX3 98K Synpower 10W-30
95 BMW 318iC 146K Defy 10W-40

Top