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#3287773 - 02/19/14 10:01 PM Oops
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Registered: 07/27/13
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Loc: Illinois
The following text message appeared on a man's iPhone from his next-door neighbor: "I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night, when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife. A few moments later, a second text came in: "[censored] auto correct... I meant 'wifi' not 'wife.'"
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#3287804 - 02/19/14 10:35 PM Re: Oops [Re: kmcavin]
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LOL...good one!

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#3289118 - 02/21/14 03:16 AM Re: Oops [Re: kmcavin]
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Did he shoot the router next?
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