Originally Posted By: fsskier
Blondest thing I have seen: a 1967 Chevy, flat tire....bumper jack installed into the fender well and jacked up part way until the fender kinked badly!
The "blondest" thing I ever saw was what a woman did while I was filling up at a Gulf station back in the early '80s. She had a '73 Charger that wouldn't start. She took the air cleaner cover off and started jabbing a screwdriver repeatedly into the carb's air horn. Alarmed, I left my car, went over to her and asked what she was doing. She explained that her husband had once told her that the carb was clogged and that was why the engine had trouble starting. Ever since then, she had started carrying a screwdriver with her; every time the engine wouldn't start, she used it to try and clear the "clog". You can imagine what that carb looked like inside.
Twist: the woman was not blonde.
Got a male "blonde" one too, but I'll save that for another time.