Originally Posted By: danthaman1980
Originally Posted By: zerosoma
This actually would have been the perfect time to use a concealed paintball gun.
LOL. The world would be a better place if they would issue licenses for concealed paintball guns.
Jaywalk across the street while you SEE me driving toward you from a mile a way, make me slow down while you stroll across the street at a leisurely pace, nowhere near a crosswalk looking at me coming toward you the whole time? How 'bout a PAINTBALL IN THE RIBS?
Kids throwing rocks at passing cars... PAINTBALL TO THE CHEST!
There was a comedian years ago, who, in one of his stand-up routines, talked about "dummy darts"...you see someone doing something dumb...and you shoot their car with a dart...when a car gets several darts stuck on it, the police pull you over and give you a ticket...it was a funny routine...like most humor, it tapped a common feeling/perception...and the idea of peer-reviewed judgement on stupid behaviour is still appealing...