BioPerformance miracle fuel additive

[Blake Sobiloff]

Someone on a listserv I'm on is looking for folks to try a new, miracle fuel additive called BioPerformance. The product claims 35% (or better!) improvement in fuel economy.

http://www.fueldoctor.mybpbiz.com/>

This formerly top secret pill is now available to YOU! Be one of the first to capitalize on this unique opportunity! Get in now and they'll pay for your dream house, dream car, and dream vacation! This is going to be HUGE!

Check out the "technical details" at http://www.fueldoctor.mybpbiz.com/index.asp?pgid=3>.

 

[Pablo]

What's so bio about it? Compressed horse pucky?

http://www.fueldoctor.mybpbiz.com/dynamicdata/data/docs/57m2msds.pdf

I do like the fact that it is foreign made, thus insuring it's not some USA crap.

 

[toocrazy2yoo]

Right.

I'd hope maybe it's made from leftover isotopes from Iran's nooks research.

Or is it kooks?

 

[toocrazy2yoo]

quote:

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The gas pills have the property of modifying the fuel’s molecular structure and liberating the energy contained within.

• This is achieved by Brownian motion which consists on the molecular movement of the components of the polymeric chains contained in hydrocarbons.

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Their grammer needs a better "tech" writer too!

 

[Screwdriver]

I've never seen such a bunch of crap. It's sad to think that someone will actually get sold on this horseload.

 

[kanling]

If it liberates the energy contained within... what's that... an explosion?

How can I get better gas mileage if the energy is liberated before it ever gets to burn in my engine?

How I wish I had the low morals to peddle crap like this.

 

[HardbodyLoyalist]

>If it liberates the energy contained within... what's that... an explosion?

Fission.

If only Dr. Brown would have had some of this for his '85 Delorean...

 

[SSDude]

This reminds me of the gas pill that grandpa made on the Munsters!!

 

[MolaKule]

quote:

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BioPerformance, Inc. doesn't guarantee anyone any results using BioPerformance Fuel.

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Vely Intelesting!

 

[Pablo]

Better than Beano?

 

[Gary Allan]

Hey, man ...they have got one heck of a CG caterpillar artist. If you can animate this thing it would make a great screen saver.

 

[RF Overlord]

Pablo, what's "bio" about it is that it's a pant-load...

 

[oil pan 4]

They had some stupid crap like that over in japan.
It didn't work there and it won't work here.

 

[moribundman]

quote:

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If only Dr. Brown would have had some of this for his '85 Delorean...

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The DMC-12 was built from 1981 till 1983, time travel or not!

 

[crashz]

Hey that looks like a Cootie!

 

[mechtech]

It will liberate energy very effectively.

[the energy in your wallet!]

 

[LargeCarMan]

Now's the time to get in on this fantastic MLM plan...

 

[kc8adu]

henry ford rolls in his grave screaming not again!

 

[CoosBayDave]

My neighbor who is an Amway dist showed me almost the same video.

 

[darkdan]

quote:

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quote:The gas pills have the property of modifying the fuel’s molecular structure and liberating the energy contained within.

• This is achieved by Brownian motion which consists on the molecular movement of the components of the polymeric chains contained in hydrocarbons.

[LOL!]

Their grammer needs a better "tech" writer too!

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