Aw, common. This isn't April 1, is it?
About as much substance as in my dryer's lint basket.
"-Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere.
-Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.... blah blah"
Uh huh.
"in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
in abortion clinics,
as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
in cult rituals,
by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families,
by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,
by pedophiles and pornographers (for uses we'd rather not say here),
by the clientele at a number of homosexual bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,"
Uhhh huh.
"in the production of beer by all the major beer distributors,"
If they mess with my brew, I'll get them.