I was watching Batman - The Dark Knight while recompiling my oil stash list, and I came up with this dialog between Harvey Dent and the Joker.
Are you an oil Joker?
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Awesome! That sounds like all of us!
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You are compiling a list? Is that a list of inventory on-hand or items to purchase? Is it a piece of paper, a spreadsheet, a database? Most people just have some space on a shelf and keep their stash there. When it time to change the oil, they just look through the stash for what will best fit the needs.
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Originally Posted By: Donald
You are compiling a list? Is that a list of inventory on-hand or items to purchase? Is it a piece of paper, a spreadsheet, a database? Most people just have some space on a shelf and keep their stash there. When it time to change the oil, they just look through the stash for what will best fit the needs.
It is a list made up in Open Office (word processor). I have too much oil. I needed to make a list of what comes next so the old stuff gets rotated. I don't have an open shelf to keep everything. I have a shelf rack type thing crammed into a small corner. I live in an apartment and only get a small space for my stuff. I keep it in boxes so nobody gets sticky fingers.
I also have to date my filters so the older ones get used.
You are compiling a list? Is that a list of inventory on-hand or items to purchase? Is it a piece of paper, a spreadsheet, a database? Most people just have some space on a shelf and keep their stash there. When it time to change the oil, they just look through the stash for what will best fit the needs.
It is a list made up in Open Office (word processor). I have too much oil. I needed to make a list of what comes next so the old stuff gets rotated. I don't have an open shelf to keep everything. I have a shelf rack type thing crammed into a small corner. I live in an apartment and only get a small space for my stuff. I keep it in boxes so nobody gets sticky fingers.
I also have to date my filters so the older ones get used.
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Originally Posted By: Loobed
Originally Posted By: Donald
You are compiling a list? Is that a list of inventory on-hand or items to purchase? Is it a piece of paper, a spreadsheet, a database? Most people just have some space on a shelf and keep their stash there. When it time to change the oil, they just look through the stash for what will best fit the needs.
It is a list made up in Open Office (word processor). I have too much oil. I needed to make a list of what comes next so the old stuff gets rotated. I don't have an open shelf to keep everything. I have a shelf rack type thing crammed into a small corner. I live in an apartment and only get a small space for my stuff. I keep it in boxes so nobody gets sticky fingers.
I also have to date my filters so the older ones get used.
I find its easier to let Walymart keep my stash for me except for the things I order from Amsoil (some filters, ATF and gear oil).
Originally Posted By: Donald
You are compiling a list? Is that a list of inventory on-hand or items to purchase? Is it a piece of paper, a spreadsheet, a database? Most people just have some space on a shelf and keep their stash there. When it time to change the oil, they just look through the stash for what will best fit the needs.
It is a list made up in Open Office (word processor). I have too much oil. I needed to make a list of what comes next so the old stuff gets rotated. I don't have an open shelf to keep everything. I have a shelf rack type thing crammed into a small corner. I live in an apartment and only get a small space for my stuff. I keep it in boxes so nobody gets sticky fingers.
I also have to date my filters so the older ones get used.
I find its easier to let Walymart keep my stash for me except for the things I order from Amsoil (some filters, ATF and gear oil).
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Originally Posted By: Donald
You are compiling a list? Is that a list of inventory on-hand or items to purchase? Is it a piece of paper, a spreadsheet, a database? Most people just have some space on a shelf and keep their stash there. When it time to change the oil, they just look through the stash for what will best fit the needs.
It is a list made up in Open Office (word processor). I have too much oil. I needed to make a list of what comes next so the old stuff gets rotated. I don't have an open shelf to keep everything. I have a shelf rack type thing crammed into a small corner. I live in an apartment and only get a small space for my stuff. I keep it in boxes so nobody gets sticky fingers.
I also have to date my filters so the older ones get used.
So it sounds like I have an oil twin out there ....YES ! I have my stock sorted by date and use the oldest oil first. to your original post, pure genius , thanks for the laugh. only Bitogers would get the humor I am sure LOL !
Originally Posted By: Donald
You are compiling a list? Is that a list of inventory on-hand or items to purchase? Is it a piece of paper, a spreadsheet, a database? Most people just have some space on a shelf and keep their stash there. When it time to change the oil, they just look through the stash for what will best fit the needs.
It is a list made up in Open Office (word processor). I have too much oil. I needed to make a list of what comes next so the old stuff gets rotated. I don't have an open shelf to keep everything. I have a shelf rack type thing crammed into a small corner. I live in an apartment and only get a small space for my stuff. I keep it in boxes so nobody gets sticky fingers.
I also have to date my filters so the older ones get used.
So it sounds like I have an oil twin out there ....YES ! I have my stock sorted by date and use the oldest oil first. to your original post, pure genius , thanks for the laugh. only Bitogers would get the humor I am sure LOL !
Originally Posted By: dave1251
Awesome! That sounds like all of us!
Look at my sig file and see why I about fell off my chair laughing! (And my stash will only last me 19 years.)
John
Awesome! That sounds like all of us!
Look at my sig file and see why I about fell off my chair laughing! (And my stash will only last me 19 years.)
John
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Originally Posted By: John_K
Originally Posted By: dave1251
Awesome! That sounds like all of us!
Look at my sig file and see why I about fell off my chair laughing! (And my stash will only last me 19 years.)
John
I laughed until I looked to my left in the closet that is completely full of oil... then I died a little inside, Lol
Originally Posted By: dave1251
Awesome! That sounds like all of us!
Look at my sig file and see why I about fell off my chair laughing! (And my stash will only last me 19 years.)
John
I laughed until I looked to my left in the closet that is completely full of oil... then I died a little inside, Lol
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I have 36qts of full syn and that's enough for 6 oci which will be at least 2 years... But I need to buy more especially when Mobil super is only 1/qt.....or so I feel I need to! Lol. Trying not to buy any oil when it's on sale is so hard!
Originally Posted By: volk06
I have 36qts of full syn and that's enough for 6 oci which will be at least 2 years... But I need to buy more especially when Mobil super is only 1/qt.....or so I feel I need to! Lol. Trying not to buy any oil when it's on sale is so hard!
I feel you on that. I recently bought like 300 quarts of oil from Kmart and various auto parts deals. I don't know where to put it all!!!
I have 36qts of full syn and that's enough for 6 oci which will be at least 2 years... But I need to buy more especially when Mobil super is only 1/qt.....or so I feel I need to! Lol. Trying not to buy any oil when it's on sale is so hard!
I feel you on that. I recently bought like 300 quarts of oil from Kmart and various auto parts deals. I don't know where to put it all!!!
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