I know of one example where dirty oil provided extremely good lubrication quality. This is a true story.
A few years ago, my neighbour pulled into his drive way and asked me why his '89 Mazda 626 engine was making so much noise and blowing blue smoke. I asked him if he'd checked his oil lately. He said "I never check it. It's the wife's car." I went over and pulled the dip stick. It showed NOTHING. I went to my garage and grabbed a quart of oil. I put it in. Still nothing showing. After adding three quarts, it finally showed on the dip stick. In utter amazement, I asked the guy when was the oil last changed? He yelled into the house to ask his wife. Her reply was "What oil changed? Now, I cannot be certain but, from the information provided from the couple and the fact that the engine was all but out of oil, I would not be surprised if the engine had not seen an oil change after their first year of dealership service ran out. Considering that this occurred around 2001, I'd say the car ran close to ten years on the same oil. So, who knows? Maybe dirty oil does have some "special" lubrication properties.
And by the way, their replacement car, a 2002 Honda Accord with less than 100K on it is now burning oil!!!!!! Hard to believe that a properly maintained Honda engine would burn oil with less than 100K on it...... Some people just don't learn.