The Deer Camp

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MolaKule

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The guys were all at a deer camp.

No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.

They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay
with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.


The first guy who slept in the same room with Bob comes to breakfast the
next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, 'Man, what happened to you?
He said, 'Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'

The next night it was a different guy's turn.

In the morning, same thing -
hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, 'Man, what happened to you?

You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that
Bob shakes the roof with his snoring.

I watched him all night.'

The third night was Fred's turn.

Fred was a big, tanned, older cowboy; a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and
bushy tailed.

Good morning,' he said..

They couldn't believe it!

They said, 'Man, what happened?'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed..

I went and tucked Bob into bed,
patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.

Bob sat up and watched me all night.
 
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Then there was the fellow who came back from camp mad as hades adn proceeded to scold his wife for negligently omitting the packing of any underwear with the rest of his clothes. After letting him rant for a bit she finally, in a slow measured tone told him they were packed in his gun case.

bob
 
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