As many of you know, I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part-time job.
Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I MAY have become a little less sensitive.
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart...
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'HE#@( no, they ain't twins.
The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the he#@( would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am.
I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work....
Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I MAY have become a little less sensitive.
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart...
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'HE#@( no, they ain't twins.
The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the he#@( would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am.
I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work....
