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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then never comes back."
A little while later, the friend returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
The friend smiled and answered, "Your house".
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then never comes back."
A little while later, the friend returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
The friend smiled and answered, "Your house".
