Three scruffy looking Harley riders died in a terrible traffic accident on Christmas Eve.
They were met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter.
" You’ve spent your lives raising [censored]; but since it’s the holy season," St Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas in order to get into heaven."
The first man, without hesitation, pulled out a BIC lighter, he flicked it on, "it represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass thru the pearly gates”, Saint Peter said.
The second man, fumbled through his pockets for a second, and pulled out a set of keys and shook them," they are Christmas bells".
Saint Peter, a bit surprised, said: "you may pass thru the Pearly gates".
The third man, sweating a bit, started digging through his pockets feverishly;
he finally pulled out a pair of black lace panties.
St.Peter looked at the man with raised eyebrows scowled, and asked:
“..and just how do those represent at Christmas.?”
The man grinned and replied, "THEY’RE CAROLS”.
They were met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter.
" You’ve spent your lives raising [censored]; but since it’s the holy season," St Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas in order to get into heaven."
The first man, without hesitation, pulled out a BIC lighter, he flicked it on, "it represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass thru the pearly gates”, Saint Peter said.
The second man, fumbled through his pockets for a second, and pulled out a set of keys and shook them," they are Christmas bells".
Saint Peter, a bit surprised, said: "you may pass thru the Pearly gates".
The third man, sweating a bit, started digging through his pockets feverishly;
he finally pulled out a pair of black lace panties.
St.Peter looked at the man with raised eyebrows scowled, and asked:
“..and just how do those represent at Christmas.?”
The man grinned and replied, "THEY’RE CAROLS”.
