Friendship

[XS650]

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

 

[RWEST]

Sounds about right...

 

[asiancivicmaniac]

Why would she keep calling though once she got one to confirm his story?

 

[XS650]

Originally Posted By: asiancivicmaniac
Why would she keep calling though once she got one to confirm his story?

 

[Quattro Pete]

Originally Posted By: asiancivicmaniac
Why would she keep calling though once she got one to confirm his story?

Just goes to show how much women trust us.

 

[pcoxe]

Same basic story, different angle.
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One evening after a brother had been a guest at an installation, he had partaken of too much wine, and his host was very worried, as he did not want him to drive home in his present state which was some distance away, so insisted that he stay the night at his house, and travel home the next morning, and after much persuasion this is what he did.
When he got home the next morning, his wife was furious with him because he had forgotten to phone, and she did not believe his story about staying with a brother because of the state he was in, but wondered if he had been with another women, however she pretended to believe him, by asking how the ceremony had gone, and asked how many other brethren had been there and all the regular questions that wives do ask, and he told her that it had been an excellent Lodge meeting and that 65 brethren had turned up, etc.
However at the next Lodge meeting when the secretary rose to read out correspondence, he read a letter from the wife asking if the brother where her husband had stayed the night after the last lodge meeting would please write to her and confirm his story that he had stayed the night at his house because he was unfit to drive home.
The next day in the post she received 64 letters.

 

[Pablo]

Originally Posted By: asiancivicmaniac
Why would she keep calling though once she got one to confirm his story?


She would keep calling ALL your friends ESPECIALLY after the first two said that....you gotta know women on a vendetta...