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Subject: : Bill Gates and GMs comments





This is the best email I've seen in a long time:
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:

'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........
twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.

I love the next one!!!

7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.
 
Three engineers, an electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer and a software engineer were riding along in a car.

Suddenly the engine died and they coasted to a stop alongside the road.

The electrical engineer said "I think it's an electrical problem, it felt like the ignition quit working."

The mechanical engineer said, "I think the fuel filter is plugged."

The software engineer said, "lets all get out, slam the doors, get back in and try to start it."
 
Originally Posted By: Kindergardener

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

hahah
 
Snopes http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/autos.asp says it's not true, but it IS still funny!!
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Originally Posted By: Kindergardener

10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.


Thats how I turn mine off.
 
Originally Posted By: ksJoe
Originally Posted By: Kindergardener

10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.


Thats how I turn mine off.


Same here, the lower 1/2 of the start button.
 
3 and 8 is also realized by VW (Tranporter we used to carpool tended to do this except the window part) and Renault (when the battery dies one needs to wait outside the car)
 
Originally Posted By: mattyp747
yup it definatly wasnt a year ago, maybe this joke came out 5 years ago.. seriously.


A little more than 5 years actually. I remember getting it in an email around late 1997 or 1998

Still pretty funny after all these years.
 
1997, IIRC correctly. That's when snopes.com dates it as well.

Funny thing about this, and other Urban Legends also, is that I've met people who swear that they saw this on TV or were at the press conference, etc. Just like my grandpa used to tell me it was him that was in the car when the hook handed killer left his hook on the car door.
 
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Just like my grandpa used to tell me it was him that was in the car when the hook handed killer left his hook on the car door.
Hmmm..., mine too. Maybe there was more than one of those hook-handed guys!!
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Originally Posted By: asiancivicmaniac
Somebody should add something about Linux in there.


How's this?

11.When someone develops a car that uses free fuel (like air) GM would play the patent troll card to keep them cornered in a niche market, and pressure everyone brave enough to use free fuel license their patents anyway, at prices higher than OPEC's fuel.
 
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