How to install a cheap home security system.

[Saturn_Fan]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba,
Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

'Cooter'

 

[Solo2driver]

I love it!

 

[Saturn_Fan]

Originally Posted By: Solo2driver
I love it!


The crazy thing is that all a guy would have to do is follow steps 1-3 and it would probably work on half of the would-be burglars.

 

[Camu Mahubah]

That's the best! When I lived in an orange grove I always thought of putting up wireless speakers throughout the area and playing this sound when I was out of the office...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoXqF7SSJtg

 

[oilboy123]

If I was going to hit the place I would have taken off just seeing the magazine!