Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby
stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't
worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and
making them happy." The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother
and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying
"Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy
to new mommies and daddies." A few days later, the stork's parents are
desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn,
he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night. The baby stork
says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the [censored] out of college students!"
stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't
worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and
making them happy." The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother
and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying
"Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy
to new mommies and daddies." A few days later, the stork's parents are
desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn,
he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night. The baby stork
says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the [censored] out of college students!"
