Chemistry Joke

[Scout1]

Two atom's walking down the street bump into each other.
The first atom asks the second atom, "Are you OK?"
The second atom says, "I think I lost an electron"
The first atom asks, "Are you sure?"
The second atom says, "I'm positive!"

 

[Vilan]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ammonia.

Ammonia who?

Ammonia bird in a gilded cage.

 

[XS650]

Old Chemists never die, they just smell that way.

 

[simple_gifts]

What is Avogadro's number of avocados?

A guacamole.

 

[XS650]

Originally Posted By: simple_gifts
What is Avogadro's number of avocados?

A guacamole.


Where is that groan emotacon?