There were three retired clergymen who, after eating lunch together, started discussing when "life" truly begins.
The rabbi said, "Life begins at birth". The priest emphatically disagreed and said, "No, life begins at conception." The "discussion" continued for several minutes until they turned to the protestant pastor and asked him what he thought. The wise old pastor said, "Welllll...I think you are BOTH wrong....for me, life began when the last child moved out and the dog died."
The rabbi said, "Life begins at birth". The priest emphatically disagreed and said, "No, life begins at conception." The "discussion" continued for several minutes until they turned to the protestant pastor and asked him what he thought. The wise old pastor said, "Welllll...I think you are BOTH wrong....for me, life began when the last child moved out and the dog died."
