The Zipper

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The Zipper

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that
her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only
to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a
little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How
dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
friends.'
 
I thought this was funny the first time I read it, but now, many, many days later, I have finally come upon a puzzling conundrum (I'm kinda dimwitted and slow, you see):

Wouldn't the woman probably be trying to unzip her skirt by moving the zipper UP, which would correspond to CLOSING the Texan's fly?

Because if she were moving the zipper DOWN, that would mean she would be opening her skirt at the waist end, which wouldn't really help her step much higher unless she nearly fully unzipped the thing (which I'm sure Mr. Texan would appreciate but she, presumably, would not).

Maybe the Texan forgot to zip after visiting the loo? Or I'm not well versed enough in how women's skirts zip. I fully admit that I am thoroughly baffled as to how they unzip, of course.
 
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