Old Friends

[dwendt44]

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home.

On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.

"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your Front lawn?"

"Yes," she said, "They're retired prostitutes; they're having a yard sale."

 

[dwendt44]

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see


over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an


intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through The


woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I


could have sworn we just went through a red light.' After a few more


minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.


Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost


sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was


losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough,


the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other


woman and said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red


lights in a row? You could have killed us both!' Mildred turned to her


and said, 'Oh, [censored], am I driving ?'

 

[Steve S]