Burnout or sliding?

[TylerL]

What's a better use for my old tires because I want to get my grandpa's moneys worth. Reverse donuts and parking brake slides are the only ways I know to burn rubber. Could someone suggest another way that doesn't require more the 100hp or wreck my auto trans.
Thanks

 

[Russell]

Is this a joke?

 

[-Clayton-]

Neutral drops at full throttle while rolling backwards.

 

[TylerL]

No it's not a joke. I don't like throwing stuff away that hasn't been completely used or broken.

My dad suggested the putting bleach down to do a burnout. Would that work?

 

[wwillson]

So you're going to sacrifice longevity of your drivetrain so you can wear the last bit of tread off your worn out tires?

Do you see the stupidity in that?

 

[GMGuy]

Bleach will make smoke. Don't want to attract extra attention. Put down a streak of water to get the tires spinning.

Alex.

 

[TylerL]

They are just my winter tires so I'm worried about it until November. I guess I can't do anything to wear them out quickly without compromising drivetrain or brakes.
no more suggests are really needed.
Thanks