Old Geezers

[CourierDriver]

Dr. Geezer's Clinic. An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You've got your taste back. That will be $500.
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
"Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"
Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.
ENJOY YOUR DAY !!


P.S. Written in large print for old Geezers.

 

[JC1]

Thanks for that.

 

[CharBaby]

Good one!

 

[Kira]

That was cute and I loved it.
I just want to show BITOGers what I do with internet stuff like this.
No judgement here, just streamlining.

An old geezer opened a medical clinic. His sign read: "$500 per treatment, if not cured, you get $1,000."

Doctor Young, saw an opportunity to make $500. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

"Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"
"Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
"Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500".

Dr. Young goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
"I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
"Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
"Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
"Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500."

Dr. Young returned after several more days.
"My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
"Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
"But this is only $10!"
"Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"


I figured the story isn't complicated so it doesn't need script lining.
More people will read stuff online if there's air in it.

 

[Virtus_Probi]

A true LOL post...I loved it!!

 

[pandus13]

Originally Posted By: CourierDriver

P.S. Written in large print for old Geezers.

I must have vision problems....

WHERE IS THE LARGE PRINT?

P.S. Kira, 1,000+ on the "Airing"

 

[Dan55]

A good laugh!

 

[Kuato]

 

[E150GT]

good one

 

[Smokescreen]

I..like it !